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  前两天我总结了一下二零一七年的收获,年初的时候打算一年下来盈利个二十万就行了,但是大家都知道,我有天人之智,卧龙之声,前知五百年,后晓五百载,可比兴周八百年之姜子牙,旺汉五百年之张子房,所以不经意之间,2017年的目标只差二十五万就完成了。。。  为了庆祝这个好消息,我宣布要举办一个隆重的活动:
4 z. N2 w6 w! e1 U3 p  2017年赔了五万块钱,没钱还,所以我决定在评论里面,随机抽取十名幸运会员帮我偿还,每人帮我还五千,此活动真实有效,最终解释权归本人所有~; n, i: m( G5 [3 U2 J1 D
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  你说二零一七年输了一年也就算了吧,年底最后一天了,12月31号还输了个底朝天,气的老婆一天都没理我~
9 L7 s) |4 O9 a; v' E- s8 V/ j  到了晚上,我看老婆还板着个脸,就灰溜溜的一个人抱着被子,跑到客卧去睡觉了~
; E, k- o$ g6 A  正睡得香喷喷的时候,忽然感觉有人脱我衣服,吓得我赶忙一个翻身坐了起来,发现是我老婆。2 `" I" P/ @% \, S1 D" [' A8 Q0 I/ N
  “老婆老婆,咱俩不是正在冷战吗。。。”
' _( l. G+ ^9 V9 N7 }) ]! J  n+ ^  “冷战结束了!现在是肉搏战!!!”( a. u0 t# |  M! v  L
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  这还不是最惨的,你说我肉体上被折磨也就算了,还有人要摧残我的心灵~
9 ^) k/ {' f; a/ c8 U  2018年了按说应该新年新气象吧,没想到第一天就有朋友过来找我借车,我寻思着好朋友就借给他呗,但借给他的时候我也嘱咐他了,我2017年输的挺多,这个车打算卖了换钱,所以让他用的时候千万小心在意~没想到啊没想到,这个货根本不在意我的车!我都听说了!这个货居然在上坡的时候站起来蹬我的脚蹬子!一下就把车链子整断了!心疼的我哟~~~~~~~~~~~~( M5 ]0 @5 s+ N7 x
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  从那天开始,我就决定要分辨一下谁才是我真正的朋友!最后经过层层筛选,我的手机通讯录里面只留下了五个人。) C* p7 u( `7 E5 v" G
  老婆看了之后笑话我朋友少,我微微一笑,让她随便给其中一个人打电话,老婆随便指了一个,我打电话过去:“喂,兄弟,我最近有点小麻烦,你给我五千块钱用一下呗!”* c. ^/ B+ I+ g# ~2 W! I/ p$ x( R
  十分钟后,我的手机出现短信提醒,朋友给我打了一万元过来。( x. U) A) |: l
  老婆略有所思的点点头,眼中泛着感动的泪花,跟我说:“这才是真正的朋友,我懂了!”
/ d* N! {0 x$ M9 I, ?  我说:“不,你还不懂。”
( ^+ F* ^* b! z* f1 a+ H  说完,我把借给我钱的那个人拉进了黑名单。
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  当然,上面其实是我编的,但是我渴望财富的心是真的!新的一年里,我一定努力的提高自己的菠菜水平,加强心理素质的培养,增强自我控制的能力~请大家监督见证!( K' v9 o& y, r( H  _& J
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  2017年我的钱就像是一阵风,走了十万八千里,就是不见归期~* `9 N2 d# T+ X
  2017年我的菠菜之路就像是春去秋又来,从未停息~$ U. {5 s% B, A! `; m8 C( _: `. W
  2017年我赢钱的道路就像洪水猛兽,歇斯底里~
* u2 w0 b# O% G. n& I  2017年我输钱的经历就像夏日蝉鸣,声声不息~
0 u: m0 f+ @! y# K5 j9 U  即使如此,
7 w6 H6 ?8 r4 O2 u0 ^  我对菠菜的爱,5 q% Q, y% \5 P. b
  依然像是云儿飘来又去,乐此不疲~
/ o  K: T8 i' ~- U  Q% N  依然像是雨点洒落热带和极地,不远万里~
: ~5 X0 b9 U, G7 K" P  依然像是日落洒下的金色余晖,不忍离去~
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呵呵,2018期待好运吧,别无他求
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全文也就是你的肉搏战那段写的最好
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希望20|8看到楼主的好消息
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主题回复处广告图案-天策传媒
人生能有几多愁,恰似一江春水向东流
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你特娘的成功的逗笑了我
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不好的欧已经是成为过去的了,2018年会好的楼主
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你的总结十分的平实和清晰
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楼主也是挺有才的,可以考虑开个直播讲段子啊
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你还是蛮幽默的啊 新的一年加油吧 帮你点赞了
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只有赢了的话那才不会愁的哦
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看来有时间也是要总结下了   多说都是泪啊
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看到你把借你钱的拉黑名单了成功把我逗笑了虽然是编的也不错了
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BRIGHT卡布 发表于 2018-1-3 21:02, x1 D# e0 P: K$ v
你还是蛮幽默的啊 新的一年加油吧 帮你点赞了
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感谢卡布大神,泪流满面,哗哗的~
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旧的一年已经全部过去了 2018已经到来祝你多多盈利吧
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楼主的文章让我吃了一根辣条
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楼主真太有才了,冷战变成肉搏战牛逼
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