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1.局花
) X q% z) R2 T$ L局里最漂亮的MM有了男朋友，一直暗恋她的小孙看到自己的女神被别人抱在怀中，
) G% c, z+ ~( I心里很不是滋味，一连郁闷了好几天。同事们看他脸色不对，便问他怎么回事，
$ U" E: ~4 Q4 r. N% `3 _5 o小孙垂头丧气地说：“唉……局花被别人抱了。# f" S4 O5 |& u. p
评论：兄弟节哀，这有凡士林你用么
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4 F2 w- @3 h" G; T3 P2.媳妇' s$ T- X6 X" Q5 Y
10岁弟弟不好好学习，还和他妈顶嘴，把他妈气坏了。( B% p) }0 n- g8 [1 ?# X
他爸帮腔说：“这是我媳妇你凭什么惹她生气，等你将来娶媳妇了，我也这么气你媳妇你乐意啊？”
2 M; j# _# m9 [9 [5 N) |6 M7 U* H谁知弟弟上去搂她妈亲一口说：“那我敢亲你媳妇，你将来敢亲我媳妇吗？”
7 w" S/ U6 S5 t+ v6 s评论：老爸在想，这孩子还是真孝顺
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3.倒贴
) D& u3 C; N0 K R( r8 a过年了，老张看别人家门上都倒贴一个“福”字，寓意“福到了”。' g. ]% [# X9 e. D; [, y! R
于是他就写了个“钱”字，也倒着贴上，寓意“钱到了”。
) ^3 \+ j+ A1 p3 q8 w8 ]7 ~, w/ k3 t8 \老婆看见以后问：“这是你贴的吗？”
4 y/ t+ \, z8 y6 _& N/ X" ~/ {老张得意地说：“是啊，我帖的！”- \) A3 D) S" ]1 k
话音刚落，只听“啪”一声，一记响亮的耳光抽在老张的脸上，
1 w+ |2 z1 f0 F( f1 x8 j5 r9 t/ i0 t/ M“我让你倒贴钱！我让你倒贴钱！倒贴钱...！”5 Z" v; o, y7 Q# k
评论：天朝语言文化博大精深啊/ @- X, J& g# H; n
4 V" p9 n- w. V4 N% ~2 |$ y4.刺激6 G5 E% M7 f, |( l: y5 W8 f0 F
今天我走在街上，
% W+ {+ B) [% d# w对面过来一老奶奶，当我跟她擦肩而过的时候，她一把就扶住了我的胳膊，慢慢地就往下躺" q& z* c8 c9 t- r/ M4 b
，我心想完了。
: N3 Y2 y1 k/ o( _/ x过了二十秒，老奶奶自个又站起来了，拍了拍身上的土。
% [4 r' ]! P6 ~“孩子，刺不刺激，人生到处是惊喜。”说完就走了。
) W1 g6 X& ? j2 Y6 a. Q尼玛，英雄不问出处！贪玩不分岁数啊！！
: k/ k$ M+ l O; v7 C评论：老奶奶走后我拿着她的钱包：确实刺激) A: c$ v# V1 y( D" Y; f
3 L, U% H+ ?8 R1 |5 a& z' t5.不加倍8 ]; `% \5 J0 x d
小明昨天熬夜玩了一晚上斗地主，% x. y4 T3 t- U' o% q7 d- u& j
今天有气无力的到了教室，教室里正在开班会。$ q0 p2 @4 Y! f# N& [- e1 Q% o [' k% V
老师：“已经临近期末考试，但是你们的课堂练习还是太少，我认为作业应该加倍，你们认为呢？”
& f3 f5 ]( D$ ^6 S小红：“不加倍！” 小刚：“不加倍！”) t: `" h' l; v( Q% k" r
小明顿时来了劲：“抢地主！！！”。。。老师：“滚出去！”0 ~# r4 ?9 f1 G* w" R9 A
评论：尼玛应该先抢地主才加倍的7 \" Y/ s3 S3 Y7 L v t% ], @
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