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1.赌城边上的一个生意人在街上碰到一个衣着不齐的流浪汉一样的人。 那人向生意人诉苦道：“先生，您能施舍我50块钱吗？我已经有两天两夜没有吃饭了。” 生意人瞥了一眼四周密密麻麻排列着的DC，怀疑地问道：“我怎么知道你不会拿这钱去赌？” 那人急忙辩道：“不会的！赌的钱我已经要到了！”
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2.有一个赌棍，每次DB都会带自己的女友去，而且每次都会赢!有一天女友终于按捺不住了，问男友：“你怎么每次赌都带我去，是不是想用我的美色勾引他们?”
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! X, h6 m- ^6 N T' P3 Z( w: o$ Z6 t3.老公爱打MJ，有天上小学的女儿对他说：老湿说打麻将是Dubo，会被JC抓走的。9 S! c; ^( G' \2 d/ m
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老公：怕啥呀，万一我被判刑了，你可以给老爸送饭啊。
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女儿同情地说：万一判死刑呢。。。
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笑死我了。。。, [+ G: ?% Y, t! K
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她一听急了张口就来:人之初，性本善，要读书，先吃饭!
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晚上，孩子趴在桌子上写日记：“夜深了，妈妈仍在打MJ，爸爸仍在上网……”/ ]! h* e! O2 E& D' y
5 u" i' Q6 |, I4 \0 k# U" |( A5 J恰巧爸爸走了过来，看到孩子写的这句话，有点不高兴， r* L2 @/ t# J- m& ?+ W% ]
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就教育孩子说：“日记不能照搬生活，要源于生活，高于生活!”3 b( c3 P' S! W/ s2 x- a7 R$ |" x
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一女看我留言后:你若能改，我愿意做你女朋友。
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我说的是欢乐豆，一天就能领四千豆。
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