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[优质好贴] ~*胸毛出品*~:【胸毛课堂第一讲】如何机智地向老(jia)婆(ren)坦白自己网赌输钱
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本帖最后由 彪悍胸毛迎风飘 于 2015-7-9 05:16 编辑
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胸毛课堂开课啦!!首次尝试性开办不科学教学,如果有教的不对的地方,那就对了!

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欢迎大家经常和我进行学术上的探讨,如果你对人生有什么迷茫和不解,请及时联系我,我会指引你在人生的歪路上越走越远!

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相信不少网赌的小伙伴们都是地下工作者,但是终有一天输大了,纸包不住火怎么办?
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那么今天,胸毛叫兽就来给大家亲自示范:如何机智地向老(jia)婆(ren)坦白自己网赌输钱

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好了,大家看我和我媳妇儿的聊天看得过瘾吗?(过瘾~~~~~~)9 a2 M$ W) H% Q9 h2 G

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如果要坦白一个不好的消息,那么可以尝试先宣布个超坏的消息,这样当对方听到不那么坏的消息时,反应也会平和许多。0 E4 [6 ~3 Z7 M5 q  h0 a

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胸毛叫兽有话说:小赌怡情,大赌伤身,强赌蛋炸菊裂!下课!!!
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楼主确实花了不少功夫,很精彩的方法,不过还是少用,免得教坏儿童,建议+3A奖励
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问候嫂夫人好,言传身教,建议2A奖励
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小赌怡情,大赌伤身,强赌蛋炸菊裂...胸毛叫兽的帖子总能看的让人菊花一紧。3A

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没有经历过的都赶紧来看看了。
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无敌蜡笔小鑫123 发表于 2015-7-9 05:26$ L* y8 h. x$ L, i0 }2 F9 b0 O
没有经历过的都赶紧来看看了。

$ k6 V8 r& k7 X1 @/ U& S走过路过不要错过了啊!不收费的大课堂,不要钱的老叫兽,三千年难得遇一回了啊!
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主题回复处广告图案-天策传媒
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怪不得你每周消失一天啊。04版,你很受伤哦
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叫兽~~你老婆喊你回家快点回家,让你买个早饭跑了那么久。
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可惜我媳妇不玩微信,呵呵
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胸毛这方法真的相当不错的
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不得不承认,胸毛你和你老婆两个人都是人才。{:4_96:}{:4_104:}
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你的图片实在是不错啊
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彪悍胸毛迎风飘 发表于 2015-7-9 05:14  H: H7 d* F9 O  f+ k' j* y8 L4 o4 s
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胸毛课堂开课啦!!首次尝试性开办不科学教学,如果有教的不对的地方,那就对了!) J. g8 E: ]; V
欢迎大家经常和 ...

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转移视线,这个不服不错
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哈哈 胸毛和你老婆的对话真有意思啊
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这招好用啊,可以试试的
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我居然一字不落看完了。哈哈。真有意思啊。
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胸毛课堂怎么半夜开讲了{:4_101:}
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胸毛课堂怎么半夜开讲了{:4_101:}
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这个网赌都不敢跟自己的老婆说的吧啊
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