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当我打完麻将回到家中时,第一眼就看见了阳台上晾晒的衣服,心中咯噔一下,心想完了,出大事了!
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老婆正在厨房做午饭,我跟她打了一声招呼后,小心翼翼地来到了阳台上,偷偷摸了我的裤子口袋,里面空落落的一无所有。此时,我的额头上已渗出汗珠。
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9 z; H+ }: P! Y- x0 ? 本来我跟老婆是洗衣AA制,自结婚至今,除了她怀孕和生小孩那一段时间,我们都是各洗各的衣服。老婆今天破天荒地给我洗衣服,让我心中忐忑不安。我最担心的是我裤子口袋里的2000元钱,那可是我偷偷背着老婆打麻将赢的钱。
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在网上菠菜,我的本金都是经过老婆允许才给的。我说出来不怕大家笑话,我的工资卡都是由我老婆替我掌管,我连密码都不知道,还有我的身份证、户口本,都被我老婆锁在床头柜的小抽屉里。这2000元钱我本来打算开个银行账户存起来,可还没来得及把身份证弄出来,就被老婆发现了。
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中午,老婆搞了4个菜,1凉3热。凉菜是从小区门口的卤肉店里买的猪心肺。
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我说:老婆,今天怎么这么破费?
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老婆一副得意洋洋的样子,说:今天真高兴,捡钱了呗!
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e* Q' ~' J; C3 k& V 我听出来老婆是话中有话,就不敢再问了。
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我说:那是猪心猪肺。
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我心想再不承认,我可要倒霉了,就说:谢谢你的好意,谢谢你给我洗衣服。
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2 e3 m, G; v) c( ~! s9 m3 y. d# E 老婆说:我看你最近很忙,忙得连洗衣服的时间都没有,我是实在看不下去了,人靠衣裳马靠鞍,大夏天的,衣服要勤换勤洗!
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我小声说:你都知道了。
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" _/ D! h3 }- n+ L+ _0 X 老婆说:一个大男人,要有大志,要想方设法去赚钱养家,你看看你,天天就知道打麻将,你再这样下去,人都会废掉的。) t- Z9 U: C- f7 B! G, r
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老婆的一席话,深深地触动了我的神经。是啊,最近一段时间,我是白天背着老婆去打麻将,晚上又熬到深更半夜在网博,没有时间去关心老婆,也没有时间去给孩子辅导暑假作业,整个人彻彻底底变了。% v' j" w; i9 u4 Z/ H
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老婆突然温柔起来,说:我知道你会以家庭为主的,今晚我给你包饺子吃!
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