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1.局花
3 \0 c* e' i$ d# {局里最漂亮的MM有了男朋友，一直暗恋她的小孙看到自己的女神被别人抱在怀中，
! ?% Q' \7 D( e8 @, Z y3 l: b心里很不是滋味，一连郁闷了好几天。同事们看他脸色不对，便问他怎么回事，
4 w+ Q2 A7 ?! Q+ S1 K小孙垂头丧气地说：“唉……局花被别人抱了。
6 q. x" \% y Q8 \8 M" x评论：兄弟节哀，这有凡士林你用么. J/ n# L! B! p+ t
6 q9 W5 R v0 k) L5 J7 c, \2 S2.媳妇
+ }- I. U( m7 e6 D) k$ e10岁弟弟不好好学习，还和他妈顶嘴，把他妈气坏了。
/ t5 E4 ?5 D! V+ C# A. k1 R# ^7 ~; G他爸帮腔说：“这是我媳妇你凭什么惹她生气，等你将来娶媳妇了，我也这么气你媳妇你乐意啊？” i# Q1 }; o: q; X
谁知弟弟上去搂她妈亲一口说：“那我敢亲你媳妇，你将来敢亲我媳妇吗？”- C. \4 K) y5 x; d* A, l
评论：老爸在想，这孩子还是真孝顺
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3.倒贴
. I, z# ~. Y3 K: a过年了，老张看别人家门上都倒贴一个“福”字，寓意“福到了”。) i# H" Y0 F3 ]) W1 h/ q) |! x* f9 |
于是他就写了个“钱”字，也倒着贴上，寓意“钱到了”。
8 \- o \# c4 K老婆看见以后问：“这是你贴的吗？”6 V' X8 L+ F4 E) r
老张得意地说：“是啊，我帖的！”( u6 ]+ \/ X: O3 M- z: G
话音刚落，只听“啪”一声，一记响亮的耳光抽在老张的脸上，
8 f! u. l @/ _! k0 {* ]& J, K“我让你倒贴钱！我让你倒贴钱！倒贴钱...！”
" x2 K4 u) U2 O7 _0 p评论：天朝语言文化博大精深啊7 C8 \" Z- E3 i
4 N# D6 o$ P* }* }5 e) X' R4 [4.刺激* I: K' ~3 P" Q* }' p% Z
今天我走在街上，, T6 T' \) i$ f9 B
对面过来一老奶奶，当我跟她擦肩而过的时候，她一把就扶住了我的胳膊，慢慢地就往下躺! r" \) r* `3 P+ _% w
，我心想完了。0 i# A9 _. g C3 G
过了二十秒，老奶奶自个又站起来了，拍了拍身上的土。3 W3 ?/ k7 `5 O9 Q3 ^! i* `/ Q
“孩子，刺不刺激，人生到处是惊喜。”说完就走了。
& k$ J2 _4 \0 i# `+ C尼玛，英雄不问出处！贪玩不分岁数啊！！
0 m- j) z9 H( c+ M/ [评论：老奶奶走后我拿着她的钱包：确实刺激
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5.不加倍
. u; c0 z, s6 V3 x6 P! |' D小明昨天熬夜玩了一晚上斗地主，; f% X0 ]6 o# K0 d4 N1 u1 [3 ~
今天有气无力的到了教室，教室里正在开班会。
& r+ J7 M7 }) J( Y' J老师：“已经临近期末考试，但是你们的课堂练习还是太少，我认为作业应该加倍，你们认为呢？”
^3 e U6 a+ Z3 D小红：“不加倍！” 小刚：“不加倍！”
9 k% g. v; m$ ]" [2 Q9 o) y小明顿时来了劲：“抢地主！！！”。。。老师：“滚出去！”" s6 O0 v* }, O
评论：尼玛应该先抢地主才加倍的
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